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C&BB #14

Claret & Blue Blood #14 posted today.

Wembley

The new Wembley Stadium will look unbef*ckinglievable. But I already knew that. What I didn't know was that:-

It will have more toilets than any other building in the world

It will be the biggest stadium in the world with every seat under cover

The legroom for each seat will be more than in the Royal Box at the old Wembley.

Interesting stuff.

Musical Spending

First purchases for a while, but my God they're beauts.



The Violent Dazzling by Johnny Panic is simply superb. The sound is unique, and the lyrics are great too. It's pretty funky, pretty accessible but overall it's just damn cool.

Green Day's Warning was simply the latest in my GD collection, it was on sale so it got added. Typical Green Day, what more needs to be said?

Home form continues

Villa's shocking form at home has continued as Newcastle United became the latest team to raid Villa Park for three points. A Baros missed penalty was the big chance to equalise for the second time after Moore's header was sandwiched between soft goals from Ameobi and N'Zogbia.

The game itself apparently was winnable, and tosser Shay Given said we threw the kitchen sink at them at the end - aww he's learned English, how sweet - but we couldn't get that second equaliser. The worry, however, is "one of those games" syndrome. The problem here is that there's only so many of those games you can have before you find yourself in trouble.

Talk of relegation has re-emerged on VT over the weekend, and I think that's about right. To say we're clear would be folly. Injuries to Samuel, Gardner and Hendrie add to our woes (well, not Hendrie) and it'd be better to acknowledge that the threat remains. I personally think we'll be out of trouble shortly - but we're not yet.

Still scroll down for Kelly Clarkson and Sasha Barrese...that should cheer us all up.

CV-I Totty #4

Ahh, time for more of that worksafe totty.

She's a singer. Apparently. She won American Idol. Apparently.

She's f*cking hot. Fact. I give you Kelly Clarkson...

CV-I Totty #3

To you she's probably nobody. To me, she's Sasha Barrese, stunning CV-I Worksafe Totty #3. Apparently she played Courtney The Random Cute Girl in American Pie. I came across her (chuckle chuckle) on Trouble's awful "comedy" Run Of The House. I say awful but I watched it a lot. Here's why:

Note To Self

Godbotherer + Fascist + Homophobe + Anti-Semite + Constantly Bitching About A Fictional Liberal Agenda...

= Prick of the highest order.

VT Column

Claret & Blue Blood #13 posted today.

What A Weekend!

Could I ask for more? Despite the occasional flash of that twat from No10's face into my head because he's a f*cking moron, it was pretty damn good - next weekend obviously has the added bonus but I knew that wasn't true this weekend, so given the circumstances I can only be chuffed.

Got my shopping done with the minimum of fuss on Saturday morning (that doesn't sound great but Asda in Waltho is a f*cker, and the buses ain't all that either). Had some lunch and plonked myself in front of Jeff and the boys, and Matt Le Tissier talked me through a stunning 4-0 Villa victory. Luke Moore hat-trick against Middlesbrough, what a fantastic day.

Yesterday I officially became a fat bastard. I had an excellent meal at Barf-unkels at Oxford Circus with dad and Becky, and two hours later I was back at the ranch scoffing Chingford Spice's finest chicken balti. Fatpants.com.